Y’know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong.
"Okay, should we get some coffee?"
"Intelligent. Emotional. Romantic. Suddenly divorced. Facing singlehood with phenomenal reluctance. A paleontologist. Not that it matters.” – Ross Geller’s original character description
A Lesson in Self-Defense: Kitchenware by Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani